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First fatality confirmed from attempting to keep up New Year’s Resolutions

We here at the Turbine are sad to report the first Resolution-related death of 2015 here in Ireland. Paddy McGuire, pharmacy age 32, nurse died of a heroin overdose early last night as he strived to maintain his promise to…

Emotional scenes as students are gradually taught how to write after the Christmas Break

Following in the wake of awkward family gatherings, 12 Pubs shenanigans, the stress of a part time retail job and general excess, many UCD students upon their return to college have found themselves unable to remember how to write. This…

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Pay and Display for Cyclists Later this Year

  UCD’s buildings office has triumphed once more in its efforts to milk the student population for every last cent in their pockets. Following the overwhelmingly positive reaction to their recent announcement involving Pay and Display parking on Campus, the…

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Welcome to Ireland

With the start of a new semester, a whole new wave of foreign students have arrived on campus. This semi-comprehensive list of 30 words and phrases should help anyone who is not a native find their way around our campus…

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Mini Basketball?

Attention UCD basketball players! Your University needs you! Following the completion of a new ¾ size basketball court located beside the student centre, buy viagra UCD’s Basketball club has decided to create a ¾ size basketball team to go with…

The Turbine’s top 5 UCD sculptures

If you’ve spent any time around the new lake we’re sure you’ll have noticed that our campus has been graced by the presence of another statue. The sculpture joins the various other works of art dotted around campus and we now…