University President Attends Function in Australia
Over the summer break, university president Andrew Deeks attended a number of functions representing UCD to the wider academic and business communities. These functions…
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Turbine: Photo of the Week
A heartwarming story of an addict dog who overcame temptation hit headlines this week, warming the hearts of millions. The dog in question, Monty…
Turbine: News in Brief
College started back last week, a lot of students are having trouble finding accomodation. This week is Fresher’s week. There’s a whole load of…
First fatality confirmed from attempting to keep up New Year’s Resolutions
We here at the Turbine are sad to report the first Resolution-related death of 2015 here in Ireland. Paddy McGuire, pharmacy age 32, nurse…
Emotional scenes as students are gradually taught how to write after the Christmas Break
Following in the wake of awkward family gatherings, 12 Pubs shenanigans, the stress of a part time retail job and general excess, many UCD…
Parent’s Struggle To Explain To Their Children That Santa Has A Budget
As Christmas draws near, store hundreds of children are writing to the big man up North in the hope of receiving their entire Christmas…
The Turbine does: Exams
Well, buy viagra it had to happen someday. Winter is coming, the air has a chill to it, and exam season is almost upon…
Turbine: Shirt Threatens To Brainwash Generation Of Pre-Teens Into Hating Science
In the wake of the controversy caused by the shirt worn by European Space Agency’s Matt Taylor during an interview after his mission’s success,…
The Turbine Does: Music
Pay and Display for Cyclists Later this Year
UCD’s buildings office has triumphed once more in its efforts to milk the student population for every last cent in their pockets. Following…
Welcome to Ireland
With the start of a new semester, malady a whole new wave of foreign students have arrived on campus. This semi-comprehensive list of 30…
Mini Basketball?
Attention UCD basketball players! Your University needs you! Following the completion of a new ¾ size basketball court located beside the student centre, buy…