The Turbine’s top 5 UCD sculptures
If you’ve spent any time around the new lake we’re sure you’ll have noticed that our campus has been graced by the presence of…
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SU condemnation of UCD student
The Turbine can now confirm that UCD SU have issued a posthumous condemnation of a former Medicine student, Kevin Barry, for what has been…
Ginger separatists organise in UCD
It has recently come to the attention of the Turbine that a small group of revolutionaries have taken up residence in the bowels of…
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Fine Gael launch new plan for economic recovery at Ard Fheis
The Fine Gael party, seek lead by Taoiseach Enda Kenny, medicine have launched a brave new plan for Irelands economic recovery. The plan, launched…
Student Confederacy of Ireland declare their secession from the Union!
Turbine acquire a football team
In an effort to broaden our horizons, cure we at the Turbine have recently acquired a German ladies football team. We appeal to all…
For a better Ireland
Senator David Norris is edging closer to the Áras, sovaldi sale despite fears that his bid to get on the ballot paper would be…
For a better Ireland
Senator David Norris is edging closer to the Áras, despite fears that his bid to get on the ballot paper would be defenestrated. While…
SU Apply for a Mastercard
The Turbine can exclusively reveal that the bankrupt UCD Students’ Union has applied for several credit cards. The Turbine obtained the information by hacking into the…