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SU condemnation of UCD student

The Turbine can now confirm that UCD SU have issued a posthumous condemnation of a former Medicine student, Kevin Barry, for what has been deemed violent protest. On the morning of September 20th 1920, Barry was involved in an ambush…

Ginger separatists organise in UCD

It has recently come to the attention of the Turbine that a small group of revolutionaries have taken up residence in the bowels of UCD. The group, pharmacy who title themselves as the “Ginger Separatist Movement” or GSM, have been…

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Fine Gael launch new plan for economic recovery at Ard Fheis

The Fine Gael party, seek lead by Taoiseach Enda Kenny, medicine have launched a brave new plan for Irelands economic recovery. The plan, launched at this weeks Ard Fheis, consists of a large scale import of Protestants into Ireland. It…

Turbine acquire a football team

In an effort to broaden our horizons, cure we at the Turbine have recently acquired a German ladies football team. We appeal to all our devoted and loyal readers to show their enthusiastic support for FFC Turbine Potsdam as they…

For a better Ireland

Senator David Norris is edging closer to the Áras, sovaldi sale despite fears that his bid to get on the ballot paper would be defenestrated. While former IRA member Martin McGuiness faces down criticism from Justice Minister Alan Shatter who…

For a better Ireland

Senator David Norris is edging closer to the Áras, despite fears that his bid to get on the ballot paper would be defenestrated. While former IRA member Martin McGuiness faces down criticism from Justice Minister Alan Shatter who believes it…

SU Apply for a Mastercard

The Turbine can exclusively reveal that the bankrupt UCD Students’ Union has applied for several credit cards. The Turbine obtained the information by hacking into the voicemails of UCDSU President Patrick Browne and 2012 SU Presidential candidate, nurse current Campaigns and Communications Officer Brendan…