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Director: Bill Condon
Stars: KristenStewart,RobertPattinson, andTaylorLautner
Plot: After the birth of Renesmee, the Cullens gather other vampire clans in order to protect the child from a false allegation that puts the family in front of the Volturi.
Why watch it? You support vegetarianism and like the fact that Edward Cullen is a vegetarian vampire. Also Edward is, like, so much hotter than Jacob. Totally.
Why not watch it? A vegetarian vampire … what?!
The Master
Director: Paul Thomas Anderson
Stars: Philip Seymour Hoffman,JoaquinPhoenix, andAmyAdams
Plot: A Naval veteran arrives home from war unsettled and uncertain of his future – until he is tantalized by The Cause and its charismatic leader.
Why watch it? You’re a Scientologist and you wan’t to make sure there are no “fat” jokes in relation to Lancaster Dodd who happens to be inspired by L. Ron Hubbard.
Why not watch it? Those Scientology leaflets you may have received have made you want to stay away from anything remotely based off or influenced by it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ1O1vb9AUU
Gambit
Director: Michael Hoffman
Stars: Colin Firth, Cameron Diaz, Alan Rickman
Plot: An art curator decides to seek revenge on his abusive boss by conning him into buying a fake Monet, but his plan requires the help of an eccentric and unpredictable Texas rodeo queen.
Why watch it? The Coen Brothers wrote the screenplay.
Why not watch it? They didn’t direct it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nq8LwPHBwtY
Silver Linings Playbook
Director: David O. Russell
Stars: Bradley Cooper, Jennifer Lawrence, Robert De Niro
Plot: After a stint in a mental institution, former teacher Pat Solitano moves back in with his parents and tries to reconcile with his ex-wife. Things get more challenging when Pat meets Tiffany, a mysterious girl with problems of her own.
Why watch it? It may be a better love story thanTwilight.
Why not watch it? You’re a Twihard.
By Joesph Gallagher
