Sun Recovering After Looking Directly at Trump
The Sun has told the Turbine of the injury she received after looking directly into the eyes of the President of the United States…
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Agnostic Extremists on The Fence About Terror Campaign
A controversial report from An Garda Síochána, which was released to the public last week, outlined Gardaí fears of potential Agnostic extremism boiling over…
Saoirse Ronan Power Sharing Deal Reached
A comprehensive political deal has been reached in Belfast that has saved Anglo-Irish relations from sliding yet further into turmoil as a result of…
Turbine: Classifieds
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Turbine: News in Brief
College started back last week, a lot of students are having trouble finding accomodation. This week is Fresher’s week. There’s a whole load of…
Parent’s Struggle To Explain To Their Children That Santa Has A Budget
As Christmas draws near, store hundreds of children are writing to the big man up North in the hope of receiving their entire Christmas…
The Turbine does: Exams
Well, buy viagra it had to happen someday. Winter is coming, the air has a chill to it, and exam season is almost upon…
Turbine: Shirt Threatens To Brainwash Generation Of Pre-Teens Into Hating Science
In the wake of the controversy caused by the shirt worn by European Space Agency’s Matt Taylor during an interview after his mission’s success,…
SU condemnation of UCD student
The Turbine can now confirm that UCD SU have issued a posthumous condemnation of a former Medicine student, hospital Kevin Barry, generic for what…
Ginger separatists organise in UCD
It has recently come to the attention of the Turbine that a small group of revolutionaries have taken up residence in the bowels of…