Letter to the Editor: Millennials
Dear Editor, I am writing in to tell you how SICK I am of hearing and seeing MILLENNIALS whining about
Government Receiving Horrific Abuse on Social Media
This last week has been described as being tough for the government with many of our crazed citizens taking to
Woman Starting to Suspect Husband Does Not Play Guitar Or Use Weights
Sharon Williams has recently begun to suspect that Michael, her husband of 4 months, does not in fact play the
Microwave Control Debate Needed As Fifth Student Is Vaporised
Last Monday, UCD Student Centre witnessed yet another microwave-related tragedy. Another student suffered complete evaporation due to incorrect use of
5 Reasons Why UCD Students Don’t Clean Up After Themselves
UCD students are reportedly terrible at picking up after themselves despite being old enough to know how to do it.
3 Subtle References In The Shawshank Redemption You’ll Only Understand If You’re Me
When Andy befriends Red, showing how friendship can endure terrible situations and exceeds all boundaries people are faced with, it
The Finest Homeless in Europe
Daniel O’Connell once referred to the Irish as the finest peasantry in Europe. Now our peasantry is depleted and we
Varadkar, Trudeau and Macron Host Charity Car Wash For Magaluf Trip
Yesterday, Leo Varadkar announced his plan to take part in a charity car wash this Wednesday alongside French Prime Minister
Scientists Find Health Benefits from Merely Wearing a Fitbit
In a recently published paper in the American scientific journal, Integrum Mendacium, health expert Dr Rupert Thomson revealed the results
Ryanair Offer Seats for 50c
In an effort to bounce back from what has been a terrible few weeks for the Irish company, Ryanair have
Hollywood Studio Plans to Remake Harrison Ford
This week, the CEO of Thirtieth Century Giraffe announced his studio’s plans to launch a remake of Harrison Ford within
Varadkar Seeking To Hire Some Friends
Fine Gael leader Leo Varadkar is currently on the hunt for ‘friends’ to hire. The news comes as he was