Campus UFO Sightings Down 98% last trimester | Turbine
UFO sightings on campus have hit a new low! A report from the UCD statistics office has confirmed that the
“Powerwash Newman” Petition hits 30,000 Signatures | Turbine
An online petition urging campus administration to “powerwash the Newman building or demolish it” has hit 30,000 signatures, increasing pressure
Santa’s Secret: Misconduct, Negligence and Scandal at the North Pole | Turbine
We interviewed Alabaster Snowball, Santa’s former employee and head elf at the North Pole HQ. Due to the strange occurrences
TD’s Vote To Replace €250 Payment With Applause For Student Nurses | Turbine
This Morning, the Dáil voted to replace the €250 payment with applause for student nurses and midwives. The payment is
Leinster Senior Cup Final 2021 To Be Held In Vale Do Lobo, Portugal | Turbine
With the current pandemic having stopped the world in its’ tracks, many sporting events have found themselves on hold this
Ceannlíne as Gaeilge | An Tuirbín
Dia duit, seo alt atá scríofa go hiomlán in Éirinnis. Léigh tríd an alt agus gheobhaidh tú amach go bhfuil
Online Lecture enters 12th Consecutive Hour | The Turbine
An online lecture, which was originally scheduled to be one hour in length, has entered its 12th consecutive hour. The
UCD To Re-Introduce ‘Yes Detriment’ Policy | Turbine
After much confusion and anxiety regarding whether University College Dublin would re-implement the already proven ‘Yes detriment policy’, Student Union
Fungie spotted in UCD | TURBINE
When Fungie disappeared two weeks ago, many had feared the worst. The dolphin, which has been a frequent sight for
SU Shop discontinues popular Rotisserie Boar | TURBINE
The Student Union Shop has removed the widely renowned rotisserie boar from their deli menu. The absence of this item
Reasons to Like Online College | TURBINE
Reason 1 Reason 2 Reason 3 Reason 4 Reason 5 Dugh Hooley – Snooze Editor
Idiot Student Writes Essay during “Reading” Week | TURBINE
An Irish student has been widely criticised following his decision to “work on an essay” during reading week. The student,