Exclusive Interview with Our Lord and Saviour, The UCD Prez Himself | Turbine
The Turbine chatted with the Prez on a Zoom call, touching on everything from movies and food to how he
Turbine Now Officially A Pro-Deeks Paper
As the Editor of the Turbine, the only UCD paper not to have been sued in the last 2 years,
Turbine: Don’t Worry, UCD Will Still Make A Profit!
With the ongoing lockdown of the country extended until May 5th, the country will remain at a complete standstill for
Turbine: “We haven’t protested anything in weeks”; Students cite ‘protesting’ as the main thing they miss in lockdown.
A recent poll run by UCD’s most prestigious newspaper; the Deekian Journal, sought to find out what activities students missed
Turbine: Archaeology Student Only In It For The Money Gets A BIG SHOCK
Archaeology students across UCD were shocked yesterday upon finding out that the average entry-level pay for archaeology students was on
Student Spends Record Breaking 3 Weeks Staring at Blank Page
When Barry O’Donnell sat down in mid-March to write his latest assignment, few could have imagined that he would make
BREAKING: UCD Arts student reveals he “isn’t a communist”
During the past week rumours that an arts student might not be a communist have been spreading like the plague
Students’ Union Achieves Nothing for “Record Breaking” 8th Year in a Row
UCD Students’ Union has surpassed all expectations and has achieved absolutely nothing this year. The news comes after SU Officers
UCD SWANS HAVE BEEN REPLACED WITH COMMUNIST SWAN BOTS
In the early hours of Tuesday morning, the Turbine was informed by an anonymous caller that the swans currently residing
Belfield Swans Forced to Offer up their Children to Afford Living on Campus
UCD’s rising rents aren’t just affecting students, the Turbine has learned. In conversation with the swans of UCD’s very own
UCD Would Have Gotten Away with the Increases if it Weren’t for those Meddling Kids!
Speaking exclusively to the Turbine after the recent tent actions by UCD students, an anonymous source on the University Management
UCD Launches New Scheme to Address Campus Rents, called the “Don’t Be Poor” Scheme
News of the “Don’t be Poor” scheme has surged across UCD like a Haitian tsunami engulfing conversation by conversation in