Chic
Marc Jacobs on South Park: Forget Dior job rumours, Jacobs is too busy helping Cartman find his favourite toy as well as starring in a top-secret new film project.
KK-Redress: A 72 Day marriage isn’t long enough for us to allow Kim Kardashian keep those wedding gifts; all that Waterford Crystal can be sent back to The College Tribune Office, UCD, Dublin 4.
Naomie Harris: Just cast as Ms Monneypenney in the new Bond flick…and yes, it is that woman you thought was Samantha Mumba in Pirates of the Carribean.
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Misplacing €3.6 Billion: It’s amazing what you can find at the back of the sofa.
Donal Skehan: I tried cooking in the closet but my Victoria sponge wouldn’t rise.
Stella McCartney Polka-Dots: Worn last week by Kate Winslet, Tess Daly & Liv Tyler. Penneys released their version months ago. Time to head back to Central St. Martins Stella. 
